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In a Cave of Cleavers (ratboy III)

from Ratboy by Dan Ball

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Ratboy was freakin out.
“What the fuck is happening in there?
He's killing people with vegetables.
I've got to stop him somehow.

I still have that
condom full of drugs
that I found in that corpse's anus.
If i drug him.
I can lure him out into the desert.
Maybe the master animal spirits
can do something to stop all this."

...

Ratboy runs a risk
coming in through the vents
draggin a latex sack full of unused bliss
knowin the chemicals in this
will diffuse a mist
into the consciousness of this
misguided guest
sufficient to send him on a quest
out of vegas into the desert sands
where this beast
can either dry up and die
or find out
why he should
become a man
again

...

Ratboy didn't expect it to be easy
but jesus he's really swingin that cleaver around
and he's got a dog!

Between chops
Ratboy cops
that even though Chef pops
people non-stop
he still manically loves
sanitary gloves

He doesn't fear the dog too much to mount her
jump up off her back
up onto the counter
where he finds the gloves in a box
he spikes those hand-socks
then knocks over a pot
that keeps Chef bamboozled
while he scrambles through
like the floor was hot goo.

Now the trap is set
the track is cued
this evil dude
is really screwed
just as soon as he prepares some food...

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from Ratboy, released December 1, 2010

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